So this is an add that pops up on my sidebar when I’m wasting precious time on the Facebook:
I get that it’s supposed to be cute because it’s a French pedicure but with different colors. That’s cool. (I just bought some amazing nail polishes that will make for a really cute nontraditional French mani, but I digress).
This picture really makes me nauseated though.
First and foremost, those are some TALONS! It’s just not right to keep your toenails that long. Really. Can you wear socks with toenails that long? Do you just instantly rip holes in them? Do you stub your toes on EVERYTHING? Do you trip on them? Do you have to buy shoes a half size up to accommodate your toe claws? Barf.
Second, the black just doesn’t work for me. Because now, my brain understands this as: LOSE ALL OF THE TOENAILS!
So. Two toenail themed posts in a row. If that doesn’t completely destroy my readership I don’t know what will.
ALSO. I still desperately need music recommendations.