Dear Spam Bot,
Practice what you preach. 😉
The heart of your writing whilst sounding reasonable originally, did not work perfectly with me personally after some time. Someplace within the paragraphs you were able to make me a believer but just for a very short while. I nevertheless have got a problem with your jumps in assumptions and you would do well to help fill in all those breaks. If you can accomplish that, I will definitely be impressed.
Yeah, well. My jumps in assumptions have always been a problem. Bless your animatronic heart. I can tell by your use of the word “whilst” that you are British. I’m pretty sure the Founding Fathers included baning the word “whilst” from American English in the Declaration of Independence. You know, “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness [to bastardize the English language as they see Fit]… blah, blah, blah… JOHN HANCOCK” (Go US History!)
Michael Caine, my future grandfather, is also British.
Send him my love,